Thursday, April 09, 2009
124: The fart machine

PRESENTING FAIZ THE FART MACHINE! Haha this crazy guy above and his band will be departing to KL in less than 6 hours. His band; Murdered For Revenge will be performing there on 11 April. All the best eh Faiz and gang! And don't fart too much okay, Faiz. Oh remember to buy chewing/bubble gums for me. Or else, you better watch out and don't even bother coming back. Haha okay no. Come back soon and safely. If not, your beloved girlfriend Ziela the sealion will cry. Then later Singapore flooded with her tears, lol. Okay dah, kau boleh belah sekarang. *push and hits Faiz's head with recorder* MUAHAHAHAHA!
Yesterday evening I was feeling bored. So I decided to play a prank on my closefriends. I msg-ed them, "Omg! Help me! This is between life and death." And guess what, all of them replied my msg all panicky. Haha so cute! Well actually all replied the msg except one whose paranoid girlfriend called me up and I shall elaborate more on this later. Among all of them, Ziela panicked the most. I feel so touched that they replied immediately to the msg. You guys love me so much eh, lol. Then I replied to their panicky msges, "I'm bored. Hahahaha!" Member satu-satu sort aje. Sorry lah gang, I was very very bored.
Back to the paranoid girlfriend thingy, so yeah she called me. It was a joke. Come on lah! It's not as if your boyfriend would come running to me just because of one stupid prank. He's still my friend and no, I won't stay away from him. *insert cb face* Oh please I know you've been Googling me and reading my blog everyday without fail. You're too scared that he will come back to me. -.- Stop thinking that everytime I go out or talk to a guy then blog about it, that guy is your boyfriend. His number is not the only guy's number I have in my handphone's contact list. *flips hair* Oh and what's up with you using the name Ain Farhana then add me up on MSN and make friends with me to get information? My god, you're so pathetic. What's next; put some tracker thingy on your boyfriend's handphone so that you know where he is all the time. Or maybe secretly put some micro CCTV on his clothes to know who he's out with. *rolls eyes* And the last warning you gave me is so not needed. *insert cb face* With these kind of low life people, you just need to tell them off. And please, if you dislike me, you shouldn't be here at all in the first place. This shows that you can hate me but you simply can't ignore me. What can I say, I'm better than you. *insert kerek face*
I checked my old phone just now and I realised there's some old msges from more than a month ago. All the msges is from that someone. Yeah, he used to flood my inbox every single day. And most of the msges made me laugh. We used to argue on who's cuter and it was so funny. Oh how I miss those times! Now he longer flood my inbox although he does msg me sometimes when he's bored(?)
I just finish talking on the phone with pantat boy. And he reprimanded me for pranking him. Haha sorry lah ass. As usual, he was on his way home and this time he didn't get all gay-ish cause there weren't any cockroaches. And that's because I told the cockroaches not to bother you anymore. Haha okay no. Hang out soon okay, ass? I wanna hit your head with my little sister's recorder.
Oh I so cannot wait for my little picnic with my babygirls this Friday. My babygirls has been bugging me to ask granny to cook for us her famous Mee Siam Goreng. And of course I did. Omg I totally can't wait for the picnic. Gonna snap lots and lots of photos! Friday, come faster leh.
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It's 7am and I'm still awake. -.- But gonna sleep soon. I managed to get more than an hour of sleep just now around 1plus to 3am. Around 3am, I was woken up by that someone's msg, asking me if I'm asleep. No, not that someone. The other one. Ugh nevermind. -.- Anyways replied his msg and decided to watch some dvds on my laptop. I watched House Bunny and now just finish watching Camp Rock for the millionth time. And I'm still not sick of it at all. Anyways I wanna watch Jonas Brothers 3D Concert! But I'm out of moolah. Ugh, what a sad life! ): Now I don't get to see the 3D version of Joseph Adam Jonas. It's like he's there but he's not really there. Okay I'm crapping. But whatever lah. And my prepaid's running low. It's left like less than $3. See, I have a sad life. ): So yeah, anything just msg me and please don't call. Cause I've got no free incoming anymore. Sucha sad life right? ): Today, I'll be rotting at home again. Gonna stare blankly at my laptop for the whole day again. Well actually I don't really mind cause I love my laptop very very much. He never bring tears to my eyes or break my heart into a million pieces unlike some people. *insert cb face* Yeah, my laptop is a male laptop. LOL! I love you, lappy boy. Never die on me okay? Mwah! *kisses laptop passionately* HAHAHAHA!
Now I'm stress cause I can't tag anything stupid on Nurul Syukriyah's tagboard. It's because now she has another blog which is not private and she uses the same shoutmix. -.- So whatever I tag will come out on both the shoutmix on her private and non-private blog. Now I can't tag her my crush's name and how cute/stupid he is without people reading it. Ugh, so stress now. ): Just yesterday, her tagboard was flooded with my nonsensical tags. I was bored so I decided to annoy her. Wait, I annoy her all the time. Regardless whether I'm bored, happy, sad or whatever mood I'm in. The best part is she still loves me no matter how annoying I am. And I love her no matter how, uhm, noob-ish she is. Haha I don't think there's such word as noob-ish but whatever lah.
I miss my bangs and my long fringe is so annoying. I need to either clip it or wear a hairband. -.- But having bangs is worser right? You can't clip it or wear a hairband cause it's fucking short. And plus I look super bimbotic with bangs. Okay fine, I'm still a bimbo with or without bangs. -.- But I think I'm more bimbotic with bangs. I don't know why but somehow having bangs makes me a little bit more dumb than usual. Haha okay I'm starting to crap again. Oh well it's 7.35am already. I better get some sleep. Good Morning, readers!